sportscentr:

nationalfootballleague:

What was New York Jets QB Mark “El Matador” Sanchez’s secret to killing the Oakland Raiders this weekend? (Hint: It wasn’t the “Shaka”-brah)

“I want to apologize for that,” Sanchez said. “I wasn’t feeling very good and didn’t eat much before the game, so I was feeling a little queasy. Toward the end of the game, I probably should have eaten one of those bars or something, but someone offered [a hot dog], so I grabbed it and tried to be discreet about it, but obviously not discreet enough. So I shouldn’t have done that, and it won’t happen again.”

- Via NY Post

That’s how bad the Raiders are: opposing quarterbacks can freely eat hot dogs on the bench at the end of blowout victories.  I hope the team doesn’t fine Sanchez; after all, eating a hot dog from the Oakland Coliseum is its own punishment.

This is fantastic. Mark Sanchez gains 5 cool points in my book.